Composition of the Amiens Sport Table Tennis team in the National 1 division group C

Jesper HEDLUND n°65: As cold-blooded as Björn Borg. The style of Mats Wilander. The elegance of Stefan Edberg… Yes, the Swedish high quality legacy! However Jesper will not play on the clean grass of Wimbledon. But in the cauldron of the Labaume gymnasium in January!

Yannick VOSTES n°67: The Martin Riggs from Amiens. But unlike Mel GIBSON, he does not uncouple his right shoulder. He only dislocates his L4/L5 vertebrae! Yannick will carry on in the same way. He has been irresistible since the beginning of the season. Yes, he is our real lethal weapon.

Stéphane HUCLIEZ n°172: “Is he getting too old for this shit?”…You should know, young man, that our sergeant Roger MURTAUGH- HUCLIEZ won 70% of his matches during the first part of the season. So hide yourself. Or Stéphane will dannyglover you!

Raphael CHATELAIN n°368: He will still stay in the Nationale 1 division in order to replace Arthur BILAS for a few matches. So our medical student will continue to examine our opponents. As soon as they will arrive in the Labaume gymnasium, he will measure their blood pressure, he will take their rectal temperature (old fashioned technique), and then, he will give them pills of Lexomil and Tranxene. In order to make our opponents a little bit relaxed….

Arthur BILAS n°249: the Daniel LaRUSSO of Amiens. As in the Karate Kid movie, he could stay on one leg, and then he could give the mortal shot, the super combo “flying crane technique”. But finally he has chosen to wait for his injured right hip to recover: wisdom….